If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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