I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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