k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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