he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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