Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Randomize
