used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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