if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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