Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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