More tranny stories later!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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