This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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