The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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