I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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