dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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