Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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