Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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