New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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