Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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