Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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