Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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