Nicole vs. Life
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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