Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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