i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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