I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I think a kid would responsible me up
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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