I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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