Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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