U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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