he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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