they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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