Your tits are I can't wait for
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
that is very illegal...i love you.
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