Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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