who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
your parents love me but you hate me
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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