I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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