You just made me feel so damn special
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Is that strawberry winking at me??
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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