I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Help. Why am I so naked?
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