You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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