I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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