do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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