i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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