two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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