k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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