Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
