I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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