Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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