I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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