I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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