so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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