TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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