google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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