wat bout pragnant strippers??
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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