I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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