So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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