At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Randomize