He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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