i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
