I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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