I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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