Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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